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June 1, 2007 As my first public service, I'm going to give you a few ways to tell that your potential date is a jerk. Since a lot of women are unable to tell that a guy is a jerk until they've had a lot of sex wtih him, here are some pointers. If a guy meets more than two of these, chances are he's a jerk. His car has a stereo system worth more than $2,000. He drives a Hummer. He’s been arrested (not convicted, just arrested, that’s all it takes). He refers to a former girlfriend as “my baby mother.” He owns more gold chains than you. He calls his child “the kid.” He’s a big fan of anal sex. He likes big dogs and doesn’t like cats or other animals. His sunglasses cost more than $100. His money is stored in a money clip, not a wallet. He has more than three tattoos, or one tattoo that covers 10% of his body area. His favorite sports teams are the New York Yankees and the Washington Redskins.
Copyright 2007 Carl Birkmeyer |